Raised by turtles until the age of 12, David Serotkin (pronounced "yo") started playing the guitar after falling into a volcano.

"It was really hot in there. When I got out, somehow I'd developed the ability to play multiple instruments - the guitar, the washboard, and kahluttering klobelsaw. You know, to this day I still don't have the faintest idea what that last one is, but hell if I ain't good at it..."

It was at this point that the aliens came down and recruited him for intergalactic space duty. After a long and illustrious career traveling the universe at light speed and fighting evil space monkeys, David returned to our blue planet for a quieter life. Just when he thought things would finally be calmer, his arch enemy, Sgt. Feather -- the evilest space monkey of them all -- came to earth to exact revenge. Just as Sgt. Feather was about to unleash an annihilating attack, David offered him some delectable goodies hot from the oven. They were so tasty that not even Sgt. Feather could stay angry. Thus once again, David's baking not only saved himself, but the entire earth from certain doom. Incidentally, Sgt. Feather is now a good friend.

When David began writing music, he made the startling discovery that every possible song had already been written by the Beatles. Ignoring this, as every other songwriter learns to do, David penned early hits such as "What's the Temperature of Your Love?" "Give Me Another Sack of Wheat," and "Three Things That Rhyme with Three." David began to rapidly ascend the charts - clearly his star was on the rise.

David made a bold move at this point, choosing to put the music on hold while he pursued several alternate paths, each more impressive than the last. He became a Bow and Arrow doctor (treating thousands of patients with his combination of medicine and archery), spent several years as a food architect (personally designing the wildly popular octagonal tortilla chip), and climbed to the top of two careers simultaneously, as a professional wrestler-turned author.

It is only now that David has returned to his musical roots. "It is only now that I am returning to my musical roots," said David. Where things will lead from here, we shall have to wait and see!